Saturday, May 29, 2010

a Glimpse of Taiwan

So I spent almost all of May literally on the other side of the world on the island of Taiwan, so blog entries have not happened. Before the Finals started, the last NBA Playoff game I saw was Game 1 of Magic/Heat in the airport. They do televise MLB games (at 7am). And the way my luck is, due to the long trip home, I didn't even find out that my favorite pitcher Roy Halladay threw a perfect game until two days later.

I know it's sometimes interesting to hear somewhat fascinating tidbits of info about places abroad, so here are a few from my trip.

1. Scooters dominate the traffic. At one intersection at 9:00pm one night I counted 45 scooters pass from one direction during one green light.
2. People run a lot of red lights. One afternoon as I we stopped at a red light, my wife and I watched a van go through three consecutive red lights. However, you need to be careful because some intersections have cameras and you could get a ticket in the mail.
3. In Taichung City there are no sidewalks. People walk in the road and do their best to dodge scooters, bicycles, cars, trucks, and carts.
4. People wear facemasks everywhere.
5. Along with facemasks, you see many people walking around with long pants and a jacket on, even though it is 95 degrees out.
6. Most natives eat hot soup everyday, despite it being 95 degrees out.
7. And since there is soup, they see no reason to have a cold drink to go with your meal. If you want a glass of water, you have to ask for it specifically (and it will probably not be cold).
8. You can pay for everything at 7-11 shops: parking fees, power/phone bills, credit card bills, bus tickets, you can even have packages sent there for you to come and pick up.
9. You can stay at McDonald's all day. It is common for students to buy a drink and then study all afternoon in the dining area. Hey, it's air conditioned.
10. There are no racy television shows, unlike America.
11. Departments stores are like vertical shopping malls. I went shopping on the 23rd floor of one.
12. Speaking of that, in my understanding, most people live in apartment buildings. If you are wealthy, you live in a nicer apartment building. That, or your building is a small business on the ground floor and you live above it.
13. Is that the ice cream man I hear coming? No, that's the garbage truck. The garbage trucks play kiddie music.
14. Obviously, there is lots of weird food. My motto: don't ask, just eat. The worst food I had in Taiwan was at this fancy 5-star hotel restaurant. They served this shark fin soup (I would compare shark fin to a combination of a boiled piece of tree bark and a soaked hair wig). The soup bowl was brought with this heater/stove thing that kept it perpetually boiling. So it's 95 degrees out, I have this oven in front of me under a bowl of soup that tastes like tree bark or a hair wig that is too hot to eat and I can't get rid of it until it's done. Not fun.
15. The most-grown food is pineapple, and there is nothing better than freshly cut Taiwan pineapple.

I'll try to put up a picture sometime.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

All Stars of the Week, #4

Oh no, I'm a day late on this one.

Since I'm running a weekly mention of Goats o' the Week, I should give credit where credit is due. Here are Baseball's All Stars o' the Week!

Weekly All Stars are for the week Monday-Sunday, Goats are for Sunday-Saturday.


C: John Buck
1B: Paul Konerko
2B: Robinson Cano
3B: Evan Longoria
SS: Hanley Ramirez
OF: Andre Eithier
OF: Alfonso Soriano
OF: Austin Jackson
Util: David Freese
SP: Roy Halladay
SP: Jon Lester
SP: Francisco Liriano
RP: Matt Capps
Team: Cardinals (6-1)

Sunday, May 2, 2010

MLB Power Report

With the month of April behind us, here is the first Power Report of the season. We've seen the Mets win 9 in a row, the Padres win 8 in a row, Orioles lost 9 in a row, Braves lost 9 in a row, and Astros lost 8 in a row. So what to make of it all?

1. Yankees. Despite the #2 and #3 batters in the order doing nothing, and Javier Vazquez being one of the league's biggest disappointments of the young season, the Yankees are in control. Sabathia, Pettitte, Hughes, and Burnett have been great. Robinson Cano has been hitting over .400 and among the league lead in home runs. And Mariano Rivera has not allowed a run.

2. Rays. Lead the majors in wins, runs scored, team ERA and (obviously) run differential, and have a 9-1 road record. Matt Garza has been piching fabulous. I'll put them at the top when they beat the Yankees.

3. Cardinals. The losses puzzle me. Twice in the first week, Tony La Russa puts in a new pitcher in the last inning who gets out his batter, and then calls for another switch. Both times, the first batter that new pitcher faced ended the game with a home run. The third loss for the Cardinals was against the 0-8 Astros. In their fourth loss, La Russa used two position players to pitch innings 18-20 while pitcher Kyle Lohse was in left field.

4. Twins. Twins won their first 6 series this season. Liriano has been unhittable. Morneau, Mauer, Cuddyer, and Thome are raking, although MVP Joe Mauer is hobbled right now by a foot injury. Fewest errors in baseball. After Francisco Liriano, this is a below average rotation.

5. Giants. Lincecum and Barry Zito are a combined 8-0 with 1.35 ERA. After a winless April, Matt Cain got May off with a hot start. Like last year, no one other than Pablo Sandoval is hitting.

6. Tigers. They have been overshadowed by the hot Twins start, but Detroit is rolling right along. Miguel Cabrera had an MVP-type first month.

7. Phillies. The Phils are well under .500 when Halladay doesn't pitch, and the next 3 guys in the rotation all have ERA above 5. The hitting hasn't really broken out yet. I think it will all come pretty soon. And Roy has come.

8. Padres. One of the worst teams "on paper" had the most surprising start to the season.

9. Mets. Jekyll and Hyde first month: dreadful start followed by a long winning streak followed by a 3-game slide. I don't think they are for real, but maybe they won't be as bas as I expected.

10. Rockies. Ubaldo Jimenez: 6 games = 6 wins. One of the best starts a pitcher has ever had. Not something you expect to hear in Colorado.

11. Rangers. Pitching looks great, and with the A's, Royals, Blue Jays, Cubs, Orioles all on the May schedule, Rangers should climb.

12. Red Sox. Defense has been awful, offense is sporadic, starters have been disappointing, and the bullpen is overworked and underperforming. Despite all that, they are only 6.5 games behind the Rays.

13. Marlins. Cantu has been incredible, HanRam is heating up, and closer Leo Nunez has only given up 2 hits in 10 innings.

14. Angels. One of the worst team ERAs in baseball.

15. Dodgers. Andre Eithier is currently winning the Triple Crown.

16. Braves. Jayson Heyward, despite some rookie slides, is the real deal. Unfortunately, when he doesn't hit the Braves don't win.

17. Blue Jays. Vernon Wells is off to a refreshingly hot start, as is Alex Gonzalez. Aaron Hill proving last year was a mirage as he has been the league's most disappointing second baseman.

18. Cubs. Very average team.

19. Mariners. Pitching has been great, but the offense can't score any runs.

20. Nationals. They are over .500 and Strasburg isn't even here yet.

21. Diamondbacks. Pitching staff is a mess. Please come back Brandon Webb!

22. Reds. Another very average NL Central team.

23. Athletics. Good start, but the wheels are coming off as half the team is on the DL.

24. White Sox. Hitting lots of home runs but not much else. Peavy had an awful April.

25. Brewers. Would be 6-0 against the lowly Pirates if the Hoffman didn't implode, but against everyone else they are 6-13.

26. Indians. Worst lineup in the American league, and the pitching isn't very good either.

27. Astros. Fewest runs scored, two long losing streaks... just a real bad start.

28. Royals. Zach Greinke is 8th in the AL in ERA but the Royals are 1-5 when he starts. If that doesn't tell you how bad this team is then nothing will.

29. Pirates. They are awful.

30. Orioles. Swept the Red Sox and they still have the worst record in baseball.

Baseball's Goats of the Week, #4

Baseball is a long season. Not every day is a good one.

You can see the great plays and the highlights on the news. For your entertainment I've pored the box scores for each game each day to find those ones that make you laugh. Each week I'll report on those players that would have done better to stay home for a day.

-Apr 25, Adam Lind (TOR): 0-4, 3K
-Apr 26, Josh Beckett (BOS): 3 IP, 8 ER
-Apr 27, Trevor Hoffman (MIL): 1 IP, 5 ER, 2 home runs allowed
Edwin Jackson (ARI): 2.1 IP, 10 ER
-Apr 28, Michael Bourn (HOU): 0-5, 4K
-Apr 29, Luke Hochever (KC): 2.2 IP, 9 ER
Franklin Gutierrez (SEA) 0-5, 3K
-Apr 30, Joel Piniero (LAA): 3.1 IP, 10 R
-May 1, Stephen Drew (ARI): 0-5, 3K, error

Week 4: Blaine Boyer (ARI): 2.1 IP, 7 walks, 0 strikeouts
Juan Pierre (CHW): 1-22, 3 GIDP

Team: Atlanta Braves (2-5, ended 9-game losing streak

(legend: K = strikeout, IP = innings pitched, ER = earned runs allowed, R = runs allowed, GIDP = grounded into double play)